by lazys ~ October 17th, 2008. Filed under: Ramblings.
A House Elf. I already have a basement and he could sleep on my piles of winter clothes and drink the 15 zillion cases of Pepsi my husband bought (can’t pass up a good sale!) before realizing that Pepsi might be rotting his gut.
Perfect eyesight or at least really good eye care insurance. It’s a pain in the ass being a.) somewhat of a hurricane in the messy department and b.) limited to one pair of glasses. I just spent 10 minutes scraping purple paint and glitter glue off my lenses. And hey, I’m just putting this out there… if you all want to pool together and get me Lasik surgery I wouldn’t say no. Anyone? No? K.
A Felsteed. (For the non-dorks out there, this is a magical fiery steed, summoned at will, that never needs feeding and doesn’t poop.) Think of the savings in gas alone! Not to mention the dude that cut you off would think twice if you were on the back of a giant flame breathing horse.
Mind control. As in all I have to do to get the kids to clean thier room would be to focus and maybe twitch my nose. Plus I could make my cats fly and that would be funny.
October 21st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Bwahaha! A magical fiery steed. Sweet!